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THIS IS IT – THE REAL BULL RUN JUST STARTED! BTC TO OVER HALF A MILLION SOON! 🚀💥 $500,000+ incoming, buy now or cry forever! 🤡📈

BTC down -44% from ATH, alts bleeding 70–90%, Fear & Greed screaming extreme fear at 11… and guess what?

The hopium dealers are already in full clown mode, pumping the ultimate dream:
"This isn’t a crash – it’s the FINAL shakeout before the REAL bull run explodes! All-in at these levels, BTC to $500,000+ by EOY or next year! 🚀💎🙌"

"Paper hands will miss the biggest wealth transfer ever. Different this time™ – halving + Trump + ETFs + grandma’s crystal ball says $500k easy!"

"Healthy correction, fam! I already sold the top at 120k, now just chilling while you bleed 😇🤑 (spoiler: still down 80%, but shhh – $500k coming!)"

"Bottom confirmed! Buy the dip or regret forever! BTC over half a million soon – same dude who called bottom at -85% in 2022 and ghosted when it kept dumping"

These copy-paste clowns have been running the exact same script since 2011, now upgraded with "$500,000 BTC" as the new moon target.

Market in full bloodbath mode → maximum hopium dosage activated:

"THE REAL BULL RUN STARTS RIGHT NOW! Weak hands out, legends loading for $500k+!"

Million-dollar (or whatever’s left in your bags) question:

How many days until their “I told you so” threads drop after a 3% pump?
Or do they just vanish into thin air if we hit 45k instead of half a mil? 😂🔥

How many of these “REAL BULL RUN + $500k BTC” posts flooded your feed today? Drop your clown count below! 🤡🧮

#BearMarketTherapy #RealBullRun #HopiumDealers #BitcoinTo500k #BuyTheDipOrCry #BinanceSquare #ClownMarket #SameShitDifferentCycle 💣🐻📉🤡🚀

Market crash? Time for... the same 47 tweets as last time! 🔄📉🤡

Scene after every >20% dump:
That same dude who was yelling "to the moon 🚀" yesterday now drops a 12-thread essay: "WHY THIS IS THE END OF CRYPTO" (copy-pasted from 2022, 2018, and 2014) 📜🔥

Influencer with 500k followers: "This is just a healthy correction... buy the dip... but I already sold the top, sorry fam 😇💸"

The eternal conspiracy guy: "This is manipulation by big players / Fed / whales / Trump / CZ / Binance / your mom" 🐳🕵️‍♂️

Macro bro: "Correlation with stocks is now 0.99, crypto is dead" (like it wasn’t the exact same narrative last cycle) 📊💀

And the classic: "If you're not buying now, you'll never get another 100x chance" (said by the same guy who called it at -70% in 2022) 📈🙄
The million-dollar question (or whatever's left in the portfolio):
If all these geniuses are day-and-night reposting the exact same stuff after every crash...
does that mean someone’s finally gonna refund our money? Or at least give us a hopium refund? 😂💨🤑

Because if "this is the bottom" is copy-paste every cycle, maybe "refund incoming" is next.

Who's ready for the next identical "Why This Crash Is Different™" thread? 🙋‍♂️🔄

#CryptoTwitter #BearMarketTherapy #SameNarrativesEveryCycle #HopiumRefund #BinanceSquare 💣🐻📉

POV:Told myself to stop thinking about crypto and watch a series… Guess what the series said?🤣🤣

— The Crypto Therapist

#CryptoMemes #BearMarketTherapy #MentalHealthInCrypto #USChinaTensions .

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