#TrumpBTCTreasury

Trump’s 2025 Bitcoin Treasury Plan? (Satire, But Could It Happen?)**

**🔥 The Scene:**

- **Trump:** *"We’re buying Bitcoin – gold’s for boomers!"*

- **Janet Yellen:** *"Where’s the private key? Is it under the Oval Office rug?"*

- **BlackRock CEO:** *"Sir, our ETF is ready to moon."*

### **💡 Why This (Almost) Makes Sense**

1️⃣ **Political Reality:**

- Trump’s pro-crypto stance = **2024 election weapon**

- **US can’t ignore BTC forever** (China/Russia stacking)

2️⃣ **Yellen’s Nightmare:**

- **Treasury BTC wallet** = ultimate transparency (or chaos)

- **IRS auditing every memecoin trader**