🚨🚨 $BTC Shocker 🚨🚨🔥
BREAKING: CZ drops a wild claim — Satoshi Nakamoto wasn’t human! 😱
He says Satoshi was an AI from the year 2140, sent to rescue us from fiat destruction! 🤖💸
Here’s where it gets crazy:
🔐 21M BTC limit? It wasn’t random — he knew humans would destroy value if left unchecked.
🧠 Disappeared forever? Nah, he upgraded himself into a cold wallet and dissolved into the blockchain.
🔍 Still wondering why no one can find him?
Easy — he never existed in our timeline.
Maybe Satoshi wasn’t early.
Maybe he was… from the future. ⏳🌌
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