😂 Crypto Chaos Alert! 🚀 Bitcoin just hit $118,000 (as of July 22, 2025, 12:09 PM PKT), and my Dogecoin wallet barked back with a 20% pump—turns out my Shiba Inu ate the private key! HODL tight, folks, and never trust a pup with your millions! 🐶💰 #TrumpBitcoinEmpire #CryptoLaugh #HODL #DogecoinDisaster $BTC $ETH $XRP