Crypto in 2025 is like an Avengers movie...

But instead of saving the world, they're just fighting to bankrupt you faster 💸💥

🧓 $BTC Bitcoin is your divorced dad — old, tired, but still demanding respect like he invented money.

🧘 $ETH Ethereum promised to fix gas fees... and gave you a yoga mat and breathing exercises instead.

🏃 $SOL Solana is that gym bro who sprints for 5 mins, faints, and still brags about "uptime gains, bro."

🐶 $Doge started as a joke, stayed a joke, and now sponsors your daily emotional breakdowns.

🦴 $SHIBA is like buying a lottery ticket with Monopoly money — and still not winning the board.

🐸 $PEPE? You bought a frog hoping for a prince... ended up with a meme funeral and a croak-portfolio.

#CryptoHumor #WAGMI #TrumpTariffs #ProjectCrypto #ToTheMoon🌕✨ 😆😆