🛏️ Me: Sleeping like a billionaire

📈 Binance: “Market’s up 3%! You missed the pump!”

😴 Me: “I missed the dump too. That’s balance, my guy.”

💸 Traders: Stressing over red candles

💤 Me: Hugging my pillow and my peace

Not every win needs to be charted — sometimes, sleep is the real alpha. 😎

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