🚨 ETH IS ABOUT TO SPLIT? WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR YOUR BAGS 🚨

The input text contains cultural commentary regarding relationships and marriage, specifically referencing $ETH in the beginning, but provides NO actionable trade data (Entry, Target, SL).

This is deep social commentary wrapped around a token mention. Are relationships collapsing? Is the $ETH structure unstable? Deep thoughts needed now.

👉 The sentiment is highly volatile and skeptical.

✅ Focus on the underlying stability of your holdings.

#CryptoCulture #ETH #MarketSentiment #RelationshipGoals 💔

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