๐จ BREAKING: NYSE Just Approved Grayscale's $DOGE
E & $XRP ETFs โ Wall Street Finally Joining the Meme Cult ๐คฃ๐ฅ
November 24 is about to be the biggest โno risk, only vibesโ day in ETF history.
Two memecoin-powered ETFs landing on the New York Stock Exchange in a SINGLE DAYโฆ
Bro, traditional finance has officially given up on fundamentals and surrendered to meme lords. ๐คก๐
๐ Market Update While the Suits Cope:
๐น $XRP
: $1.903 ยท -1.72% โ Already dumping before the ETF even launches, classic XRP behaviour ๐ญ
๐น $DOGE: $0.13661 ยท -2.28% โ Doge investors still waiting for Elonโs next tweet to save them ๐๐
Wall Street: โWe see potential.โ
Crypto OGs: โYโall late AF.โ
Retail: โWhere ETF for PEPE???โ ๐ธ
The funniest part?
These ETFs finna pump the market after everyone panic sold today.
Smart money loading. Dumb money whining. Meme money winning. ๐ฅ๐
This is your reminder:
When NYSE lists DOGE and XRP ETFsโฆ
The world is no longer real.
Weโre all living in a simulation coded by a drunk dev. ๐งโ๐ป๐ฅด
#BTCVolatility #USJobsData #ETFSeason #DOGEET F #XRPEtf #BullishOrBullshit? ๐๐ฅ#oiffiali