The “digital gold” that’s not goldAh yes, Bitcoin — the brilliant invention where we all agreed that a bunch of numbers on a global spreadsheet are actually “gold,” except it’s not shiny, can’t be held, and crashes 50% while you’re on vacation ��. Nothing says “store of value” like a currency whose price is decided by Elon Musk’s tweets and a Reddit thread ��.And of course, it’s “decentralized,” which means no bank can freeze your account… unless you lose your seed phrase, in which case you’re just as frozen, but now it’s your own fault ��.

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