Are you ready for another thrilling round of "suit-and-tie" drama in Washington this January? 🤡🏛️
David Sacks just confirmed the Senate is finally dragging the crypto market structure bill into the spotlight. 📝💸
We all know what that means: a room full of people who probably still struggle with their email passwords deciding the future of your decentralized assets. 📠🤔
They call it "providing structure," but it usually just feels like finding new, creative ways to tax the air we breathe. 💨💰
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Get your popcorn ready for a month of politicians pretending to understand smart contracts while looking for the "off" button on the blockchain. 🍿📉
I’m sure they have our best interests at heart—right after they finish checking their latest campaign donations, of course. 🤡💩