Is there anyone left who still believes the US debt ceiling is an actual "ceiling" and not just a funny suggestion that gets ignored every single year? 📉
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Well, the experts are officially sounding the alarm—as if the $34 trillion mountain of IOUs wasn't a subtle enough hint. 🤡
It’s truly peak entertainment watching them act surprised while the money printer keeps going "brrr" until the gears start smoking. 🖨️
Now, everyone is suddenly tripping over themselves to buy "digital gold" because, weirdly enough, you can't just code more Bitcoin to cover a trillion-dollar deficit. 🪙
Who knew that actual math would be more popular than a "trust me, bro" economic policy? 💸 The flight to hard assets is on, and the printer is losing! 🚀