Is the global economy finally hitting the snooze button, or is the IMF just handing us the perfect excuse to dump more cash into crypto? 🧐
The IMF is forecasting "sluggish growth" for 2026, which is just a fancy way of saying traditional markets are currently a sinking ship. 🐢
ETHUSDT
دائم
2,241.66
-7.27%
It’s absolutely hilarious how "niche" digital assets suddenly become the cool kids on the block the moment the GDP looks depressing. 🤡
INJUSDT
دائم
3.575
-2.24%
Watching big-money investors pivot from "stable" stocks to Bitcoin because the "real" economy is stalling is pure comedy gold. 💸
WCTUSDT
دائم
0.06154
-12.64%
I guess when the world’s growth is on life support, we’d all rather bet on the "magic internet money" that actually moves! 🚀🥂