🐳 Wall Street’s "Diamond Hands" are Leaking! 💧
Is the "Smart Money" finally showing its true colors, or did the big banks just accidentally delete the "Buy" button? 🧐
From late 2025 straight into January 2nd, 2026, Bitcoin ETFs have seen record-breaking outflows that make a sinking ship look stable. 🚢
It’s hilarious how these institutional giants preached about the "long-term future of crypto" right before sprinting for the exit the moment the candles turned red. 🔥
Apparently, "diversified institutional adoption" actually meant "we will dump it faster than a bad habit when the New Year starts." 🏃♂️💨
So much for Wall Street being the adult in the room; they are just panic-selling in much more expensive suits. 👔
Stick around for the next episode of "Watch the Whales Run Away!" 🤡💸
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