Is the "Crypto President" actually delivering on his promises, or are we all just trapped in one giant, orange-tinted simulation? 🍊🇺🇸
XRPUSDT
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Word on the street is that as of January 3rd, the Trump 2.0 administration is drafting a shiny new executive order to "protect" our right to self-custody.
ETHUSDT
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How absolutely heartwarming! It only took a few decades for the government to realize they can't actually stop us, so they’ve graciously decided to act like it was their brilliant idea all along. 🗝️🙄
SUIUSDT
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Finally, we’re getting official permission to own the assets we already bought with our own money.
It’s truly a masterclass in political "innovation"—giving people the "freedom" to do exactly what they were already doing anyway. 🤡💸🚀