Does the EU really think their "New Year, New Sanctions" list is more powerful than a VPN, or are they just addicted to the paperwork? ๐Ÿง

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On January 4th, they officially expanded their restrictions to include even more Russian virtual asset service providers. ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿšซ

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Itโ€™s peak comedy watching bureaucrats try to put digital handcuffs on a borderless technology. ๐Ÿคก

I guess the plan is to keep adding names to the list until the blockchain magically decides to follow their rules! ๐Ÿช„โœจ

Itโ€™s hilarious how they treat "decentralized" like itโ€™s just another branch of a bank they can shut down. ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”จ

Good luck trying to ban the wind with a butterfly net. Welcome to 2026, where the regulation theatre never ends! ๐ŸŽญ๐Ÿฅ‚

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