😂 Funny Crypto Market News

📰 Crypto Traders’ Joke of the Day

Whenever the market feels boring, Trump suddenly drops a crypto-related statement — and boom 💥 market reacts.

Traders joke that when Trump’s “pocket money runs low,” a new statement appears, and Bitcoin decides whether to pump or dump 😄

📈📉 One tweet, one comment — and the whole market starts dancing.

Moral of the story:

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