BlackRock Just Discovered The Infinite Money Glitch 🤡
Do you really think the world's biggest money manager is your new best friend, or is this just the ultimate institutional FOMO? 🧐
It’s touching to see the CEO of BlackRock, who practically owns the planet, become a Bitcoin cheerleader. 🏢
After years of dismissing crypto as a playground for hackers, they’ve "realized" a 2-5% allocation is the magic fix for their portfolios. 🪄
Their models finally discovered scarcity is great once you’ve printed all the fiat possible! 💸🤡
Wall Street is finally ready for the moon mission. 🚀
Can Bitcoin actually hit $700,000, or is this just billionaire-grade hopium? 🌬️
According to their math, all it takes is pension funds dumping dying malls to buy digital gold. 🪙
It’s a genius plan: wait for a price skyrocket, then tell grandmas they’re "under-allocated" to the greatest asset ever. 📈
We’re watching a wealth transfer sold as "risk management" by the people who invented financial crises! 🏦
If $700k is the target, my bag is ready for a private island. 🏝️🛥️
This prediction proves the rebellion is over and big banks are driving our revolution. 🏎️
We went from "Bitcoin kills banks" to "Banks make Bitcoin a fortune" in record time. 🤡
If the suits want to pump our bags to a million dollars, let’s just pretend we planned this! 🤝
Keep stacking, because if this prophecy hits, your coffee will cost a tiny fraction of a satoshi while the world watches in awe. ☕📉