I’m going to be blunt: your original line openly jokes about corruption and money laundering. That’s not edgy-smart, it’s just sloppy. It can get you reported, banned, or ignored by anyone serious. If you want humor without looking dumb or legally illiterate, clean it up.

Here are better rewrites, depending on the vibe you want:

Playful but not stupid

Family money went on a wild journey… now it lives on the blockchain 😁

Loading up on $BREV and $BROCCOLI714 🥸

Sarcastic crypto humor

Turning “old money” into on-chain money 😁

Buying $BREV and $BROCCOLI714 🥸

Edgy without crossing the line

Took some very questionable fiat and gave it a second life on-chain 😁

$BREV and $BROCCOL 714 loaded 🥸