— Dad, what is Bitcoin? 🤔
— Son, it's when you buy air for $100,000 💨💸
— And then what?
— Then that air is worth $60,000, but you tell everyone you're not in the red, just long-term 😎📉
Bitcoin is the only asset where:
• down 40% — "a normal correction" 🧠
• down 70% — "I'll buy more" 🤡
• down 90% — "I always believed in the technology" 🛐
And up 5% —
🎉 SCREENS
📸 STORIES
🚀 "I told you so!"
₿ is not an investment.
It's a psychological test you somehow take with your own money 😂🩸📉