Oh, behold the spectacle: Trump crowns himself "Interim President of Venezuela" via a photoshopped Wikipedia meme, right after Uncle Sam yoinks Maduro for narco-terrorism charges and eyes that sweet, sweet oil.

In crypto land, this is peak détournement, where "decentralized sovereignty" gets HODLed by fiat empire builders promising to "run" the country till transition.

Arthur Hayes cheers $BTC mooning on cheap energy plays, as privacy coins like $ZEC "outperform" the hypocrisy.

Who needs DAOs when one tweet turns a nation into a leveraged oil perpetual?

Peak absurdity: sovereignty for sale on Truth Social, buy the dip on Venezuelan bonds.