The Crypto Lifecycle
9:00 AM: "I am a financial genius. My $50 investment in SillyCatCoin is now worth $52. I should quit my job and trade full-time." 📈
11:30 AM: Market drops 2% "This is a healthy correction. I am a diamond-handed veteran. I feel nothing." 😐
2:00 PM: Market drops 30%
"Is it too late to get my job back at the sandwich shop? Does anyone have the link to the 'How to cope with loss' subreddit?" 📉
4:00 PM:
"We are so back. (Price went up $0.05)." 🚀
The Real Meme: Checking your portfolio every 4 minutes even though you’re "investing for the long term."