🚨 WALRUS PROTOCOL EXPOSED: TAIL LATENCY KILLS THE VIBE! 🚨
⚠️ WARNING: Your "stored" data is a lie when the pressure hits. This isn't about data loss; it's about the user-facing TRUTH.
• Burst traffic multiplies demand via retries.
• Big blobs turn into reassembly nightmares.
• P99 latency becomes your new support ticket nightmare.
• Eventually loading is a BUG, not a feature.
Walrus forces teams to face reality: treating retrieval as a critical primitive. Stop relying on "it exists" when it counts. Self-defense means pre-staging and restructuring flows NOW before the next wave hits.
👉 The moment you depend on a fetch under burst, you are paying for TAIL RISK.