Binance's latest theater: purging pre-2024 pending orders Jan 21 to "enhance stability" by preemptively killing your stale trades.

Pure spectacle, framing exchange whims as user protection from "unintended" fills in wild markets.

Illusion ExposedRisk management's new twist: "Your ancient limit order might execute now? Nah, we got you, bro."

Détourned narrative: Decentralized dreams meet centralized delete button under Rule 111.

Assets safe, just your intentions ghosted.

Volatility ComedyProvocative poke: Traditional exchanges do it too, proving crypto's "revolution" is just rebranded TradFi janitorial service.

Re-place orders like nothing happened, degens.

The house always refreshes the board.