I invested in crypto for the tech. Now I’m here for emotional damage.
My crypto strategy is simple: buy high, sell low, repeat until enlightened.
Crypto taught me patience, stress management, and how to stare at charts like they owe me money.
I don’t check crypto prices anymore. I just feel the vibe.
Bull market: I’m a genius.
Bear market: The market is manipulated.
My portfolio and my sleep schedule have something in common — both are unstable.
Crypto is the only place where “I’ll just hold” turns into a five-year commitment.
I don’t need a financial advisor. I need a time machine.
Crypto traders don’t age in years. We age in market cycles.
I joined crypto for freedom. Now I’m trapped watching candles.
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