😂 Crypto Market Today Be Like:

📈 Coin goes up 10%

Me: “I’m a trading genius.”

📉 Coin drops 20%

Me: “This market is manipulated.”

🐋 Whales buying: “Strong fundamentals.”

🐋 Whales selling: “Rug pull confirmed!”

💸 Bought the top.

📉 Sold the bottom.

📊 Still watching charts like it’ll fix my life.

Crypto Rule #1:

If you sleep peacefully, your coin is probably dumping.

Welcome to crypto — where emotions trade harder than charts 😂

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