😂 $BTC is acting like that one friend who swears they’ll quit partying but shows up at the club anyway — BTC is dancing around the $95K mark as markets react to a regulatory bill stall and Senate drama, sending traders on a wild rollercoaster of “will it, won’t it” vibes. Despite the dip and rumblings that lawmakers are taking their sweet time with crypto clarity, Bitcoin’s spirits are stubbornly unbothered, with prediction markets still giving it juicy odds to stay above $94,000 today — basically like betting your pizza will survive delivery even though the driver just stepped on a LEGO. Bulls are whispering sweet nothings about breaking $100K soon, while bears are doing their best scared cat impression. The result? A market that’s as unpredictable as your last group chat meme war.

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