📉 My Portfolio Right Now 📈
Me: "checks chart"
Candle: "goes up slightly"
Me: “This is it. We’re going to the moon!”
Candle: "goes down slightly"
Me: “It’s over. We’re all gonna die.”
Candle: does literally anything
Me: refreshes for 6 hours straight
They say “it’s just a candle”…
…but my emotional stability is lit by the wick. 🔥
