🚀 **QUICK CRYPTO DROP: MAY 23** 🚀
**Bitcoin** sneezed & dropped 3%—market cried "correction!" Chill, it's just whales doing yoga. Still above $67K. 🐋🧘
**Ethereum** ETF gossip hotter than a Twitter spat. SEC may approve… or not. ETH hovering like an awkward hug. 🤗📈
**Solana** up 8%—vibe is "I can fix him" energy. Still the speedy drama king. ⚡👑
**NEWS:**
- **Roaring Kitty** returned. Meme stocks & crypto pumping on nostalgia & hopium. 🐱📈
- **Trump** says "Be positive to crypto!" Politicians now chasing the degen vote. 🇺🇸😅
**ALT COIN ROTATION:**
AI coins taking a breather, DeFi tokens waking up like "Did I miss something?"
**PEPE** still green—frog magic > logic. 🐸✨
**REMEMBER:**
- Panic sells feed whales.
- "Wen moon?" = Soon as you stop watching.
- DYOR means don't buy because a cat poster said so. 🐈⬛❌
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