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๐Ÿšจ BREAKING NEWS:

$DASH finally got tired of fallingโ€ฆ

Downtrend said: โ€œBro, Iโ€™m exhaustedโ€ ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ“‰

๐Ÿข Sellers are slow

๐Ÿงฑ A solid base is forming

๐Ÿ˜ Smart traders already buckled up before takeoff

๐Ÿ’š LONG $DASH (Before It Runs Without You)

๐Ÿ“ Entry: 64.5 โ€“ 66.5

๐ŸŽฏ TP1: 70.0 (coffee money secured โ˜•๐Ÿ˜Œ)

๐ŸŽฏ TP2: 75.5 (friends start asking โ€œwhere did you buy?โ€ ๐Ÿ˜Ž)

๐ŸŽฏ TP3: 82.0 (haters go quiet, family proud ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”ฅ)

๐Ÿ›‘ SL: 61.8 (discipline saves accounts ๐Ÿ’€)

๐Ÿ˜‚ Market be like:

โ€œLate entry? Congrats, you just bought the topโ€

Follow now or say later:

โ€œManโ€ฆ I shouldโ€™ve followed this guy earlierโ€ ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ“‰

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