🌙 MIDNIGHT CRYPTO ROAST SESSION 🌙
Crypto market said:
“Come bro, easy money” 🤝
Then robbed me emotionally 💀📉
🪙 Bitcoin acting mature
📉 Altcoins acting like unpaid interns
Bought after YouTube video 😎🎥
Market immediately said: NO ❌🤣
🐕 Dogecoin pumping for no reason
📊 My serious projects dumping with reason
🔴 Red candles longer than my patience
🟢 Green candles shorter than my happiness
Market doesn’t test knowledge
It tests mental health 😵💫
Wallet empty 💸
Confidence gone 🫠
Hope still fighting like a warrior ⚔️😭
🛌 Sleep? Market says NO
📱 Charts? Market says YES
🤡 Me? Still here
👇 MIDNIGHT POLL (BRUTAL HONESTY) 👇
🤡 Got roasted by the market
😈 Roasting the market back
😴 Sleeping to avoid responsibility
Vote before the next candle humiliates us again 🔥🕯️😂
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