๐Ÿšจ BREAKING ๐Ÿšจ

๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ FED TO RELEASE ITS LATEST BALANCE SHEET TODAY AT 4:30 PM ET / TOMMOROW AT 3:00 AM IST

๐Ÿ“Š MARKET SCENARIOS:

โžก๏ธ Balance > $6.60T โ†’ Market goes PARABOLIC ๐Ÿš€

โžก๏ธ $6.57T โ€“ $6.60T โ†’ Market stays FLAT ๐Ÿ˜

โžก๏ธ Balance < $6.57T โ†’ Market DUMPS HARDER ๐Ÿ“‰

โš ๏ธ EXPECT EXTREME VOLATILITY โ€” FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS!