"Crypto today: Bitcoin just pushed itself below $85k like it saw its ex at the club and decided 'nah, I'm out'.
Cause? Fed held rates steady at 3.5–3.75% (no surprise cuts coming soon), ETF outflows kept sucking money out (~$20M from BTC ETFs yesterday), geopolitical drama heating up (Middle East tensions, Trump-Iran vibes floating around), and the whole market rotating into safe havens like gold while tech stocks (looking at you, Microsoft) tanked on AI-spend jitters.
Meanwhile, your portfolio: 'I was THIS close to lambo season, now it's just 2 minute noodles again.' 😭📉🚀→🪂"
But zoom out — this is classic consolidation after the wild 2025 run-up. BTC's still way up year-over-year, and analysts see this as a "necessary reset" before any real legs higher. The Fed's hold preserves liquidity without tightening, which could actually be constructive long-term. Plus, Senate Ag Committee just advanced a crypto market structure bill (party-line, but progress toward clearer regs — CFTC getting more spot market oversight). Some positive flows in ETH ETFs too.
Chin up, fellow cupcakes 🧁times like this are where legends are made (or at least where you average down without crying too much). Markets climb walls of worry, and crypto's climbed taller ones before.
Stack sats if you've got the stomach, grab popcorn if not, go touch some grass. Remember: the only real crash is selling at the bottom. We've got this. 💪🪙🚀
You panic-selling the kids' inheritance yet, or just refreshing CoinMarketCap every 5 seconds? 😏
