🏦 Bank:
“Sir, minimum balance rakhiye 🙏”
Interest credited: ₹2.89 🤡
🟡 Binance Earn:
“You forgot me?”
Still paid you 😎☕
Short punchline version 🔥
🏦 Bank: Charges first, interest later
🟡 Binance Earn: Interest first, no drama
One-screen savage 😂
My bank after 1 year:
“Sir, loyalty matters ❤️”
Me checking interest:
₹3.21 💀
Binance Earn:
Bro went AFK, still farming yield 🎮😎