Memes of the day #Jokeandmemes
The "Diversified" Portfolio
Friend: "How's your portfolio looking? Are you diversified?" Me: "Of course. I hold some coins that are down 80%, some that are down 90%, and one that was a rug pull."
The 2:00 AM Experience
Wife: "He's probably thinking about other women." Me: (Staring at the ceiling) "If the total supply is 1 quadrillion, but 40% is burned, and the dev has a locked liquidity pool for 6 months... why did I just lose $4,000 on a coin named $ELONMUSKFEET?"
The Evolution of a Trader
Month 1: "I am here for the revolutionary technology of the blockchain."
Month 6: "I am here for the generational wealth."
Year 2: "I am here because I'm down so much that withdrawing the remaining $14 costs more in gas fees than the balance is worth."