The Average Crypto KOL Playbook (A Short Comedy)
“Altseason is coming, bro.”
From here.
No, from here.
Actually… from here.
The chart keeps going down, but the conviction somehow goes up.
This image perfectly summarizes the average crypto KOL cycle:
Price drops →
KOL points at the chart →
“THIS is the bottom” →
Price drops again →
“Even better entry” →
Repeat until portfolio becomes a lesson.
What’s funny (and dangerous) is not the meme it’s the influence.
Most KOLs don’t read market structure.
They don’t track liquidity.
They don’t care about cycles.
They care about engagement.
Calling “altseason soon” during a downtrend is safe:
• If price pumps → “I told you”
• If price dumps → “Zoom out”
No accountability. No invalidation. Just vibes.
Real altseasons don’t start with tweets.
They start with liquidity expansion,
$BTC dominance rolling over, and risk appetite returning.
Until then, every “from here” is just another arrow pointing at hope.
The market doesn’t reward optimism.
It rewards timing, patience, and structure.
And the most expensive mistake in crypto?
Believing confidence is the same thing as competence.
#Altseason #MarketAnalysis #TrendingTopic 👉 How many times have you seen this exact pattern play out?