🔥 Crypto Update: The Markets Are Cooking! 🔥
🍕 BTC just hit $84K—inflation cooling faster than my leftover pizza! 🧊🍕
⚖️ XRP up 3%—SEC lawsuit drama feels like a never-ending telenovela 📺🎭
🔄 SOL creeping up 2%—even after Alameda said, "Nah, we’re out." 😂
🐶 DOGE rockets 5%—Elon sneeze confirmed? 🚀🤧
📈 CPI relief has traders feeling like bulls on Red Bull! 🏎️💨
BTC
66,573.61
-1.48%
XRP
1.4132
-3.63%
DOGE
0.09752
-2.50%