Everyday they ask me,

“Bro what are you buying now?”

I look them dead in the eyes and whisper…

$SIREN 🚨

They say, “Why?”

Because it’s sitting at .9900 looking innocent…

But I’ve seen this movie before 🎬

This is the part where it goes:

📈 +3%

📈 +7%

📈 +12%

And suddenly I’m tweeting:

“Buy @ .9900. Hold one week. Sell at double.”

Am I a financial advisor? ❌

Am I emotionally damaged from previous liquidations? ✅

But listen…

When Siren moves from .9900 to 1.05 I’m already calculating my Lambo color 🏎️

By 1.20 I’m planning early retirement.

By 0.80 I’m pretending it’s a long-term investment.

This is not trading.

This is character development.

SIREN 🚨

Next $pippin

Ready to blow.