So, I’m at dinner, minding my own business, and who do I run into? That guy. You know the one.

If you recognize him instantly, don’t worry—your secret is safe with me, but we both definitely spend way too much time scrolling through the algorithm. It’s a sign. Maybe I should take it as a hint from the universe to finally stop "resting" and actually go hit a workout with him.

Or, you know, I could just order dessert and keep scrolling. Decisions, decisions.

Why this works for your "voice":

* The "In-the-Know" Factor: It creates an immediate bond with your followers who recognize the person without you having to name-drop.

* Self-Deprecating Humor: Admitting to "too much social media" makes you relatable rather than boastful.

* The Hook: It leaves the door open for engagement (people asking who it is or telling you to go for it).

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