Doctor: What’s your problem?
Me: High blood pressure from watching PEPE chart every 5 minutes 📈🐸
Doctor: Solution?
Me: Simple — Next month $1 PEPE 😎🐸
If PEPE hits $1:
✅ I’ll buy my mom a house
✅ I’ll quit my job
✅ I’ll travel the world
✅ I’ll stop checking charts every minute
Till then:
📱 Chart → Refresh → Cry → Repeat 😂🐸
PEPE
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