$DOGE : The Relationship We Can’t Quit
Every Crypto Expert: "DOGE has no utility, it’s just a meme, it's going to zero." 🧐📚
DOGE: Barks once at a random tweet and pumps 20% while the rest of the market is in a coma. 🐕💨
HODLing DOGE is 10% research and 90% waiting for a billionaire to post a meme. It’s not an investment; it’s a lifestyle choice. 🎢✨
Is it 'To the Moon' yet, or are we just stopping at the gas station for snacks? 🚀🍬