The “Institutional Exit” Post
BREAKING: BlackRock just sold $119.8M in $BTC . 📉
Apparently, the world's largest asset manager saw my portfolio and decided they didn't want to be associated with this level of "performance." While I’m over here holding bags of $ZEC and $BNB like they’re family heirlooms, Larry Fink is out here clicking the "Sell" button faster than I can refresh my liquidation price.
The Reality Check:
The Big Guys: Dumping $119M because they "sensed something" (or maybe they just need lunch money).
Me: Still holding because my "analysis" (hallucinations) says the moon is just one more 50% dip away.
The Chart: Looking like a double-black diamond ski slope. ⛷️
I used to think I was an "Early Adopter." Turns out, I’m just a "Liquidity Provider" for Wall Street’s exit strategy. If anyone needs me, I’ll be in the corner explaining to my family why we’re having "Digital Gold" for dinner again tonight. 🍜
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