Market Mood Check

• Bitcoin’s feeling a little tired, dipping near $67K — not quite moon-ready yet 😴. Fear & Greed Index is in “panic room” mode at 8/100 (aka extreme fear). �

• Tokenized RWAs (real world assets, not role-playing games) gained 13.5% this month — institutional players are saying “we want safe stuff, not YOLO coins.” �

😂 Morning Headlines Worth Your Meme Stash

• Hyperliquid USD slid ~4.6% — it’s like someone tripped on its own decimal point. �

• BitMine bought tens of thousands of $ETH and said “hold my coffee” to the market sentiment looking as terrible as 2018 & 2022 bottoms. �

• Rumors of DeepSnitch AI’s 300x moonshot narrative are making traders hyper-ventilate into their coffee cups ☕🚀 (and maybe their keyboards). �

• The Fed minutes are dropping today — macro nerds are hyped, crypto traders are confused. �

🤣 Pull-No-Punch Takes From the Trenches

Just imagine the Reddit crowd this morning:

“Guys I’m HODLing so hard my keyboard stuck 😭”

“If BTC doesn’t go up I’ll start a pancake farm instead” 🥞🔥

(It’s basically Crypto Twitter in text form.) �

Market Snapshot

• Altcoins getting pummeled — little tokens like PIPPIN and MYX are down 20–27% 😬. �

• Bitcoin dominance still hogging the spotlight at ~56%. �

✨ Morning takeaway:

Crypto’s mood is like a cat that lost its toy — low energy but still plotting chaos. 🐱💥

What is CryptoCupcake up to ?

Buying just a of smidge $WLFI and $DOGE 😜

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