Today’s market feels like a room where everyone is talking at once, and nobody is really listening.

In one corner, U.S. National Debt keeps quietly inflating.
Growing by about $2.4 trillion every year, heading toward $64 trillion by 2036.
Everyone sees it. Everyone knows it’s a problem. No one is stopping it.

Meanwhile, a few players are oddly calm.
Strategy just sits there and buys more Bitcoin, again. No speeches, no drama — just another receipt.
And Robert Kiyosaki is openly saying he’s waiting for a crash, because panic selling is when he plans to buy more BTC.
Beginners get nervous. Veterans just nod.

Over on Ethereum, something quieter but important is happening.
It’s no longer just coins and tokens. Real things — bonds, assets, paperwork — are moving on-chain.
RWAs have crossed $15 billion, up about 200% in a year.
Not flashy, just progress.

Then there’s AI.

Meta and Nvidia sign a massive multi-year chip deal, and suddenly it’s obvious:

AI isn’t an experiment anymore — it’s infrastructure.

If you want AI, you need chips. If you need chips, you call Nvidia.

Watching all this, Arthur Hayes drops a warning.

He says the real danger isn’t hype — it’s speed.

AI could trigger the next financial shock.

Bitcoin would move first.

Then the Fed would do what it always does: print money.

At the same time, regulators are finally waking up.

Crypto market rules are close.

Clarity laws are being discussed.

The White House is talking about stablecoins again.

It’s not loud yet — but it’s happening.

And just to remind everyone how strange this world is,

Logan Paul sells a Pokémon card for $16.5 million and sets a world record.

No lesson. Just vibes.

So that’s today’s cartoon:

Debt keeps growing.

AI keeps accelerating.

Rules slowly show up.

Smart money positions early.

And Bitcoin?

It just watches quietly.