🚨 WAKE UP, CRYPTO SLEEPERS! 🚨
Let’s settle this once and for all:
Do Airdrops still exist? Or did they officially flatline in 2024 right after Dogs blessed our souls? 💀
We need witnesses. Is there ANYONE out there who has actually received a meaningful airdrop ($50+) in recent times? Or are we all just farming dust and hopium?
🔍 Investigators needed:
🥧 Pi Network — still "mining" on a single phone since 2019. Is this the world's longest beta test or a cult with a cryptocurrency?
🌿 Grass — is it legit, or just feeding my data to AI while I watch a counter go up?
And what about all those “claim now” buttons we smash daily? Real, or just gas fee traps?
Drop your stories below 👇
Have you actually caught an airdrop? Or are we all just pretending to be farmers while harvesting digital nothing?
Let’s find out if the Airdrop Era is truly dead… or just in a coma. 🧟♂️💸
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