The Jokes 🎤 The Definition of a Trader > A wife asks her husband, "What exactly do you do as a futures trader?" > He says, "Imagine we bought a bunch of rabbits to start a farm. We spent every penny we had on them. Then, the next day, a giant flood comes

The Jokes 🎤The Definition of a Trader
> A wife asks her husband, "What exactly do you do as a futures trader?"
> He says, "Imagine we bought a bunch of rabbits to start a farm. We spent every penny we had on them. Then, the next day, a giant flood comes and drowns all the rabbits."
> She asks, "So you lose everything?"
> He replies, "No, then I stand in the rain and explain to the neighbors why this is actually a bullish signal for the carrot industry." 🥕🌧️
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The Balloon Trip
> Two futures traders are lost in a hot air balloon. they see a man on the ground and shout, "Hey! Where are we?"

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The Jokes 🎤