🚨 FED BOMBSHELL — RATE CUT GREEN LIGHT DROPPING LIKE CONFETTI! 💥🎉🇺🇸
🔥 GOVERNOR WALLER JUST LIT THE FUSE:
“We know inflation is GOING TO CRASH LAND — that’s why I’m FULL-THROTTLE FOR A DECEMBER SLASH!” 📉⚡
This DOVE DIVE could IGNITE THE BULL BONFIRE all over again! 🐂🔥🌊
💰 $BTC FLEXING HARD — king stays winning! 👑📈
💎 $COAI & $ZEN on STERIOD SURGE MODE — heat levels off the charts! 🌡️🚀
👑 $TRUMP owning the SENTIMENT THRONE — vibes eternal! 😎💨
DECEMBER? Straight-up CRYPTO & RISK ASSET APOCALYPSE... OF GAINS! 🌌🎢💸 Turning point? Nah — LAUNCHPAD TO THE STARS! 🚀🌕
#FedFireworks #RateCutRally #BullWaveIncoming
ZEN
5.692
-7.40%
TRUMP
3.42
-3.87%
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⚠️ DYOR, degens — Fed teases, markets feast (or famine)! 🐺😂