Nurse: Sir you’ve been in a coma for 9 seconds.

Me: Cool… did Bitcoin go to the moon or to zero?

That’s the emotional rollercoaster of crypto in one heartbeat.

Blink once and your portfolio either buys a yacht

or sends you back to instant noodles.

Crypto doesn’t respect sleep, holidays, or hospital stays.

It moves while you’re dreaming, eating, or literally unconscious.

Moral of the story?

Never relax.

Never blink.

And definitely never assume nothing can happen in 9 seconds.

Because in crypto…

9 seconds is a whole lifetime. 🚀💀