shitcoinseason

🚨 FLOKI $FLOKI $ZK $LIGHT REALITY CHECK 🚨

STOP DREAMING ABOUT $1 FLOKI. 🐶 Supply is 9.54 TRILLION. That math simply does not work. ❌

Hitting $1 is a fantasy. Manage your expectations NOW before the inevitable flush.

This is the cold, hard alpha you needed today.

#CryptoAlpha #Tokenomics #ShitcoinSeason #Floki 💸

WHO IS THE REAL MEME KING? 👑

The battlefield is set. $PEPE, $FLOKI, $SHIB, $DOGE, and $ELON are all vying for the throne. This is pure alpha chaos right now.

What massive contender did I forget to list in this lineup? Drop the ticker below! 👇

#MemeCoin #CryptoAlpha #ShitcoinSeason 🚀

$SOL IS DEAD! BEARISHNESS AT MAX LEVEL 🚨

I am calling a long-term collapse for $SOL . The core utility is pure garbage—shitcoin trading. Look at the memecoin market: volume down 95%. It's over.

People finally see the scam. If the memecoin casino closes, $SOL loses its only reason to exist. Time to short this thing into the dirt. Prepare for the drop.

#SOLBear #CryptoCrash #ShitcoinSeason #ShortSqueeze 📉

$FARTCOIN

Post:
"Let's be real, you laughed at the name. 😂 But $FARTCOIN is no joke, pumping out a stinking $1.6M in volume. It's chaotic, it's ridiculous, and it's a middle finger to serious finance. Sometimes, the dumbest ideas make the loudest noise. 💨"

Hashtags:
#Fartcoin #MemeCoin #ShitcoinSeason #Crypto #DeFi

Seeing as some coins of questionable value are pumping like crazy, shitcoin season seemingly started. Maybe the real one will also follow 👀
#AltSeasonComing #ShitcoinSeason #DonaldDumpIt

💸 MemeCoins: The Wild West of Crypto 🐶🚀

From $DOGE to $PEPE to the newest coin your cousin just launched from his garage, MemeCoins are taking over timelines and wallets. But are they the future of fun finance—or just digital lottery tickets?

🔥 Why people love MemeCoins:

🚀 Insane gains (and losses)

😂 Viral community power

🐕 Fueled by memes, not fundamentals

⚠️ But remember:
Most MemeCoins have zero utility, no roadmap, and rug pulls happen daily.

DYOR (Do Your Own Research) 👀
If you're in it for the fun, go for it. But don’t bet the rent on a coin named after a frog in sunglasses. 🐸🕶️

#MemeCoin #Crypto #CryptoCommunity #DYOR #Web3 #ShitcoinSeason

🤡 Everyone’s clowning Cluely for raising $15M…

But let’s not forget:
a16z & crew aped $200M+ into a project now worth just $90M. 😬

📉 Here’s the chart that says it all:
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Sometimes, it’s not the startup — it’s the strategy.
VCs aren’t always the smartest money in the room. 💸💥

#CryptoVCs #Web3Funding #Cluely #a16z #Write2Earn #BinanceSquare #CryptoReality #ShitcoinSeason

🚀 Why should you invest in meme coins during the presale?

🔥 Because that's where X100 opportunities are born.

🔹 Minimum entry price — up to $0.005
🔹 FOMO effect — the crowd rushes in after listing
🔹 Marketing + community = pump
🔹 Flexible exit — you can cash out at X10, or hold until the moon 🌕

💰 Bought at the presale for $1,000 — received $10,000 in a couple of weeks?
It’s real. The key is to get in before others and choose a project with potential 🚀

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#Presale #MemeCoin #FOMO #X100 #CryptoGems #Altcoins
#ToTheMoon #ShitcoinSeason #PreListing #Web3 #CryptoCommunity

Crypto Twitter is losing it over Trump’s latest meme coin.
One wild spender dropped $5 million in $USDC to scoop up 407,000 $TRUMP tokens right after the dinner-with-Trump news hit.
At the same time, another unlucky degen jumped the gun — he dumped 630,000 $TRUMP tokens just before the announcement and price spike. With a bit more patience, he would've pocketed an extra $4.5 million.
#TRUMP #CryptoDrama #ShitcoinSeason #FOMO #EthereumFuture

🚀 When your $BANANAS31 coin pumps 600% in a day and you still don’t know what it does...
But hey, who cares? Utility is so 2021.
📈 Chart looks like it ate a banana and went straight to the moon! 🍌🌕

#ShitcoinSeason #BANANAS #CryptoComedy

Guys, let me tell you a harsh truth… Look at this useless post where the writer is claiming that $BTTC will go to $1 😂😂… Like seriously, anything for reach!
Just check BTTC’s supply — 990 trillion — while the entire world economy is only 113 trillion 😂. There’s no way $BTTC will ever hit $1, or even $0.00005 in my view, because its all-time high was only $0.000003 and that too 3 years ago.
On top of that, $BTTC has no strong utility, no major adoption, and no hype left in the market. Projects with such a massive supply usually only move in micro pumps and dumps — nothing sustainable. 🚫
So please, stop believing in these fake “$1 soon” claims. If you really want to make money in crypto, focus on projects with real fundamentals, strong teams, and actual demand.
Thank you 🙏
#BTTC #CryptoReality #CryptoTruth #CryptoMarket #CryptoTips #ShitcoinSeason #CryptoInvesting #CryptoCommunity

$COOKIE IS LIVE! WE ARE THE RATS IN THE LAB FIRST!

Entry: 108s 📉

If you still have capital, proceed with extreme caution. This is high-risk alpha.

Target: 🚀

Stop Loss: 🛑

This move is volatile. Only trade what you can afford to lose. Full send or stay on the sidelines.

#CryptoAlpha #DegenerateTrading #ShitcoinSeason 🐀

$FIDA , $ZEC & $GIGGLE: Don't Sleep on These Gems! 💎

Seriously, still stacking these under-the-radar plays. The potential is unreal. $FIDA is showing incredible resilience, $ZEC continues to build a strong community, and $GIGGLE… well, it’s $GIGGLE. 🚀 Don't let the memes fool you, there's serious upside here. Accumulate while you can!

#AltcoinGems #ShitcoinSeason #CryptoInvesting 🚀

$FIDA, $ZEC & $GIGGLE: Still in the Game! 🚀

Seriously, who else is still stacking these gems? 💎 I’m holding strong and enjoying the ride. These aren’t your typical blue chips, but that’s where the fun is! Let’s go!

#AltcoinGems #ShitcoinSeason #CryptoPortfolio #HODL 💪

🥊 Conor McGregor launches his shitcoin — REAL! 💸

UFC legend has teamed up with DAO Real World Gaming to release the REAL token — and it seems it's not about real profits 😅

📢 The slogan could sound like this:

"Didn’t have a chance to lose on crypto? Now you have your shot!"

🔹 Gaming, DAO, hype, and Conor on the cover — everything you need for a classic pump-and-dump 🎢

🔹 But who knows — maybe this will be the next PEPE… or just another RUG 🤷‍♂️

💬 Would you invest in REAL from Conor? Or would you rather stick to boxing gloves? 👇

#REAL #McGregor #ShitcoinSeason #CryptoNews #Web3Gaming

🐸 PEPE back in the game? What’s happening with meme coin #1?

💥 Many have already written off $PEPE , but… that’s a mistake! While the market is moving sideways, the meme token is quietly being accumulated by whales. A large transfer to a centralized exchange was recently spotted — will there be a pump?

📈 RSI remains in neutral territory, volumes are picking up, and a potential reversal pattern is forming on the daily chart. Just like the old good meme days.

😏 Some are laughing, while others are doubling their deposits.

🧠 Not financial advice, but this asset is definitely worth keeping an eye on. Especially when it starts to breathe…

📊 What do you think, will $PEPE take off? Or will it go back into hibernation? $PEPE

#PEPE #PepeCoin #Altcoins #DeFi #ShitcoinSeason

🔫 $GUN — new meme favorite?

> $GUN — new meme token with potential $PEPE . Quick launch, the community is awesome, already in the tops on DEX.
Will it shoot or not — I'll take the risk!

#GUN #MemeToken #ShitcoinSeason #CryptoFun #Binance

🚨 $BANANAS31
— The Wildest Sh*tcoin Ride Ever! 🍌🔥
I don’t care what anyone says… I’m holding this beast till $0.1 — no matter how long it takes! 😤❤️‍🔥

The chart is crazy, the community is crazier, and honestly… I might be crazy too 🤧💛
But one thing’s certain: when $BANANAS31 pumps, it really pumps.

Holding tight. Waiting for that $0.1 explosion.
Let’s see who survives this jungle. 🐒🍌🔥

#BANANAS31 #DeFi #ShitcoinSeason #HoldStrong

$PEPE isn't a cult or a religion,#PEPE is a vision of a better future.
A fair and decentralized future where the people hold the power.
#MemecoinWatch2024 #Shitcoinseason