đ¨đ¨ BREAKING NEWS:
Apparently SHORTING $PIPPIN IS ILLEGAL NOW đđ
Because every time I shortâŚ
the chart decides to donate me free money đ¸đ
đ Entry at 0.396
đ Price chilling at 0.386
đ ROI casually flexing +53%
đ PNL screaming +$650 like itâs nothing $PIPPIN
But yeahâŚ
âShorting is risky broâ đ¤Ą
âWait for confirmation broâ đ¤Ą
âMarket will reverse broâ đ¤Ą
Meanwhile my screen:
đ˘ GREEN
đ˘ GREENER
đ˘ GREENEST
I swear this profit is trying to end my trading career early đđĽ
Heart rate đ
Blood pressure đ
PNL đđđ
Reminder for everyone asking me âwhat to do now?â
âĄď¸ I donât chase pumps
âĄď¸ I short euphoria
âĄď¸ I farm emotions đ
If this keeps dumpingâŚ
I might need to file a complaint for emotional damage đ $PIPPIN
#PIPPINUSDT #ShortGang #SarcasmTrading #FuturesLife #OverLeverageTherapy đđđĽ