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😂 Investing in Meme Coins Be Like...
🚀 Me after buying a meme coin at ATH:
"Bro, this coin has real utility! It’s backed by a frog, a dog, and pure hope!" 🐸🐶🙏

📉 2 hours later:
Wallet: -45%
Me: Googling “How to become a monk in the Himalayas” 🧘‍♂️

👀 Devs be like:
“Big announcement coming soon!”
—Deletes Twitter account

📢 Meme coins don’t pump on logic...
They pump on vibes, memes, and Elon’s sneeze. 😤🚗
Moral of the story:
Don’t invest what you can’t afford to turn into a punchline 😂💸

#MemeCoinLogic #ToTheFloor 🚽
#WAGMI #CryptoComedy #AltcoinAdventures #CryptoMemes

💀 FARTCOINUSDT SHORT — TIME TO EXPEL THIS COIN! 💨📉
📉 Entry: 0.3357
While everyone laughs and waits for the “pump”, we quietly short and prepare for the explosion… downwards 😎
🧠 Technically:
– RSI is overheated ⚠️
– Volumes are falling, candles are trembling 🕯️
– The chart looks like a bubble, ready to burst 💥
🎯 Short targets:
TP1: 0.32 — the first breath of air 💨
TP2: 0.30 — panic among meme traders 🫠
TP3: 0.28+ — when all the FART evaporates into the atmosphere 🌬️
📈 Stop: above 0.35, if the meme suddenly decides to remind us of itself 🚀
💬 Comments:
– “Why short?”
– “Because FART is the smell of profit… only for bears!” 🐻💰
#FARTCOINUSDT #short #cryptomemes #trading #beartrend #toTheFloor $FARTCOIN

💀 WLFIUSDT SHORT — TIME TO DRAIN THE MEME COIN! 💨📉
📉 Entry: 0.1377
While everyone believes in the hype, we quietly short and watch the meme fade away 😎
🧠 Technically:
– RSI is overbought ⚠️
– Volumes are falling, candles are trembling 🕯️
– The chart looks like a bubble ready to burst 💥
🎯 Short targets:
TP1: 0.133 — first panic 😢
TP2: 0.128 — the meme loses flavor 🫠
TP3: 0.122+ — when WLFI finally evaporates 🌬️
📈 Stop: above 0.142, if the meme suddenly decides to pump 🚀
💬 Comments:
– “WLFI? Seriously shorting?”
– “Yes, a meme that brings money to bears!” 🐻💰
#WLFIUSDT #short #cryptomemes #trading #beartrend #toTheFloor $WLFI